Along the main
Coventry road in Birmingham, at regular intervals, stood brick built air-raid
shelters. Waiting for my mate and with nothing better to do I was staring at a
paper poster on the wall of the shelter next to me. "What if," I thought, "I
tore it down in strips, would they stay straight?" The first strip was darn
near perfect and excited by my new found skill I began to tear the second
strip. That's when the sky fell in and I found myself crumpled on the ground
with a terrific pain in my right ear and my head ringing like a church
bell.
A booming voice
sounded from somewhere above me, "Haven't you got anything better to
do?"
Looking up I
found the biggest policeman I'd ever seen standing hands on hips over
me.
A large meaty
hand reached down, grasped my pullover and hauled me to my feet, not too gently
brushing me down, "Right, now bugger off and behave yourself." |